Absence makes the heart grow fonder?

Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence..

Living.

Perfection.

Chick please!

I am thinking bitch please I am a woman! A lot of men cannot differentiate between women and chicks. So I think a real woman,in other words you  like myself should put up some guidelines to help these brothers to stay away from unnecessary drama and to also assist these chicks to transform themselves into women .

It is easy to spot a chick from a real woman but the sad part is that the ratio is 8 chicks to every 2 women so it becomes a bit harder. Just because a girl is dumb or acts like it does not necessarily mean she is a chick even though I know you all think that's what it means. I have compiled my top 10 warning signs that a chick has just crossed your path.

• She shaves off her eyebrows and draws them back on higher and in funny shapes
• Her nails are partly cloudy, in layman's terms upkeep is not a necessity.
• She leaves the house to go clubbing without a single cent to her name.
• She is always looking for something better than what she has got, in other words you cannot introduce her or trust her with your friends.
• She only talks about what other people have got and what she does not have.
• She thinks Truworths and Identity are the meccas of fashion.
• She has a gold tooth or God forbid teeth.
• You always cringe at the thought of her opening her mouth in the presence of people.
• She is never alone and is always in the company of other fellow scatterbrains who have nothing better to do than discuss different people stats and never their own.
• Last but not least she will drop her panties faster than you can say I am into tenders.

 There is more but for now these are the top 10 I decided to touch on. If you are guilty of seeing anyone I have described above or you are that someone I have described above..shame on you God is watching.

Kind Regards
Ms_Curvy

Thoughts..

Passions.

I don't think any of you understand the joy I feel uploading a picture. It has been more than a month.t was agonising updating a juicy piece of writing without a picture accompanying it. It felt like having teeth without gums, ridiculous. Anyway It feels great and I don't want to stop. Damnit I love what I do.

Microphone check 1 2 1 2

So this is what it has come to, I have travelled cross country just to update my blog. As luck would have it I am updating from the ARK headquarters where coincidentally my next profile will come from. I am so excited to reveal to the world my mentor and positively the most driven and ambitious young man I have met.

What have I been up to? I have been broke and my Internet has been showing me flames but all in all I am still alive and kicking like Bonang's hair line! So I realise that I have been starving a lot of my readers and for that I am truly sorry but some things like the men I come across, are out of my control.

I am however back and even if it means driving to the ARK headquarters daily to update then so be it. I have a lot of interesting features I have in the pipeline, which ill be of course for be for your enjoyment. Ms_Curvy has been quiet but not asleep, I have been collecting a lot of new information to enlighten,inspire and motivate each and every single one of you who read my blog.

With that said, I would like once again to apologise for the hiatus which as I have expressed countless times has been frustrating me as well as you. Thank you for the unwavering support, it's growing regardless of the fact that I have not been updating. I love every single one of you and if there are any topic suggestions that anyone of you would like me to tackle please feel free to e mail me at turvy87@gmail.com. Let the conversation begin.

Kind Regards
Ms_Curvy