Chick please!

I am thinking bitch please I am a woman! A lot of men cannot differentiate between women and chicks. So I think a real woman,in other words you  like myself should put up some guidelines to help these brothers to stay away from unnecessary drama and to also assist these chicks to transform themselves into women .

It is easy to spot a chick from a real woman but the sad part is that the ratio is 8 chicks to every 2 women so it becomes a bit harder. Just because a girl is dumb or acts like it does not necessarily mean she is a chick even though I know you all think that's what it means. I have compiled my top 10 warning signs that a chick has just crossed your path.

• She shaves off her eyebrows and draws them back on higher and in funny shapes
• Her nails are partly cloudy, in layman's terms upkeep is not a necessity.
• She leaves the house to go clubbing without a single cent to her name.
• She is always looking for something better than what she has got, in other words you cannot introduce her or trust her with your friends.
• She only talks about what other people have got and what she does not have.
• She thinks Truworths and Identity are the meccas of fashion.
• She has a gold tooth or God forbid teeth.
• You always cringe at the thought of her opening her mouth in the presence of people.
• She is never alone and is always in the company of other fellow scatterbrains who have nothing better to do than discuss different people stats and never their own.
• Last but not least she will drop her panties faster than you can say I am into tenders.

 There is more but for now these are the top 10 I decided to touch on. If you are guilty of seeing anyone I have described above or you are that someone I have described above..shame on you God is watching.

Kind Regards
Ms_Curvy