I am a Queen.

He just told me to get a vibrator. When I said no to plastic he proceeded to ask me why I don't want to get chowed? I told him because I am a Queen. He said he doesn't understand and that I should explain. I told him its simple, you either are royal or you are not. If you are you will understand my position. I will not explain it to anyone it's simple really you either get it or you don't. Speaking of which not a lot are going to get it, literally.