Lip service

Ever found yourself tongue tied with someone? No I mean this in a literal sense. You find yourself with your eyes wide open thinking WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN KISSING, CUMMON YOU ARE 28!!!!  I once came across a guy who I was convinced was giving me a tonsillectomy, brother had his tongue so far down my throat like wassup? Scary part he had two kids, there I was thinking how the hell did you make them? How did you even get to third base?

Kissing is not tongue wrestling. It's an intimate show of affection. Some brothers really need to school themselves on the art of kissing, I get it might have come with the white man but we enjoy it so mind kicking it up a notch? But lemme stop complaining and give the guys 5 out of 10 for effort. I'm pretty sure our kissing game is way better than our grandparents or our folks.

Fact: If you are kissing a girl and she has her eyes wide open.. well I'm sorry to break it to you but you need to go back to the drawing board and school the crap out of yourself. You just aint cutting it my man sorry. If it's good you will have her with her eyes shut and if you are excellent you will have a sista moaning ready to climax. I don't think I have to delve into how to kiss a guy cause lets face it yal would not be bothered about that, you are all about getting it in, you are more intersted in the other set of lips.

But always remeber this..

BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL:

 -Grab her waist

- Pull her close to your body

- Look into her eyes

-Look at her lips while biting yours

-Look back at her eyes again

Grab her face gently

Then SLOWLY lean in and kiss her..