The truth about Barbie.

Expectations.

This story begins with the toys of a little girl which will eventually shape by the world she is expected to know. A world consumed by an imagination fuelled by fairy tales and happy ever afters.  This tale of attachment begins when a little girl realises her Barbie needs Ken. She already has a car, house, dog but she already knows at that tender age that, the life she has created for "herself" is incomplete without a Ken. who in actuality belongs to her, because you see the doll is in her world, her.

Next time men want to complain about women not being able to differentiate between physical and emotional just remember, when you were shooting everyone with your toy guns, we were pushing prams and putting our babies to sleep. Just remember that when you were taking your new BMX bikes for a spin, we were simulating cooking on our toy stoves and dishing up for you and anticipating your return. I’m just saying next time you don’t understand why a woman expects more remember that when we were playing house and all you were interested in was air humping every girl in your street, she was calculating and assigning the family structure.

It’s not so hard to understand, women will always expect more. It’s what society prescribes to us. We are victims of circumstance. To be clear, friends with benefits are an urban legend, spread by immature pricks and supported by spineless tramps. Females are emotional beings, how else do you explain the elation a 5 year old gets when she receives a doll that cries and crawls like a baby when she herself is still a baby? We are just feelings. Don’t believe me? You will be a father soon, look at the twinkle in your babies eyes when you buy her a baby.

I was having a conversation with my friend the other day about this idea that men seem to think they will miraculously meet some woman who will stomach all their bullshit with a smile on her face?  Hahahahahaha talk about being mentally stunted. I’m here to burst that little bubble and let you know once and for all that she does not exist. She’s a myth. Men honestly if you don’t want any feelings involved then go fuck a dude!   You have done so many women and they have all acted the same, duh they are women. Please and somebody tell me why you think another one could possibly be different when you’ve done the same experiment and yielded the same results every time? That is called madness.

I repeat if you don’t want emotions GO SLEEP WITH A MAN!! Wouldn’t that be ideal though, you can do it with as many as you want including your friends and there will be no feelings whatsoever? You are wired the same at the end of the day isn’t it?  If you don’t want our emotion, then leave our physical the HELL ALONE!

 Regards

Ms_Curvy