Oh what a beautiful morning.. Oh what a wonderful day I've got a wonderful feeling.. Everything’s going my way! No this is not an All-Bran ad, I didn't get it all this morning *sigh* however my morning class was CANCELLED!! With Kanye West Flashing lights live in the background, this day is looking upbeat, may the Lord bless every single one of us and our hustle *halo*. The cancellation of the class has inspired me to blog about something.
This sh*t right here nigger, this sh*t right here is for the brothas. Ladies can take notes they
will come in handy, don't worry like Drake you will thank me later. This one is for my brothas, the ones who are becoming men and selecting their life partners. I mean the ones who are taking the step towards real commitment; you know which one's I'm talking about the ones that want to retire from "the chase". Well I am here to assist you by providing you with criteria a lady must meet before you apply for the old ball and chain.
Most men want women like their mothers. That is not a bad thing at all, that just tells you he wants to be taken care of. I look at myself and my son and how I care for him, I want him to find someone who can take care of him like I do. Let us face it all men are like children and they need to be taken care of. I can just see the feminists with their noses in the air; well that’s why it’s going to be just you and your cats. I’m being realistic though a man needs to find and be with someone he knows will be able to take care of him and his household.
How do you know the woman you think has the potential, really is the one? Well obviously I’m about to school you on what you have to inspect closely before you decide to jump the broom so to speak. The things I’m telling you she must possess are not negotiable! They are the essentials as far as I’m concerned. Think of this as your version of standards.
·
She must
be a good cook. I don’t care if she missed perfection by 1% but a woman who
has not found her way around the kitchen is a bust. They say a way to a man’s
heart is through his stomach and nothing beats a warm plate prepared with love.
A woman should make it a point that you are always fed.
·
She
understands Man Movie references. In other words she knows about The Godfather
and Scarface, Al Pacino and her must be acquaintances.
·
She finds
you amusing. If she does not find you amusing it is only going to get worse
as time goes on. You don’t even have to try hard here, if she does not find you
amusing it’s not going to change, keep moving buti.
·
Sexual
chemistry. There must be insane sexual chemistry; you know what kind of
chemistry I’m talking about right? The kind that cannot get you two to keep
your clothes on when you are in close proximity of each other. Like amusement,
she has to be sexually attracted to you, if not trust! It will get worse with
time so if you don’t have the chemistry.. hamba buti.
·
She
tolerates your farts. As much as some people will find this funny, it’s
true. You need someone who can make you feel that comfortable and that
understands that sometimes you just can’t keep it in. A person who can detect
it even if it slips and does not even flinch when she tells you she knows.
·
Intelligence.
This in simple terms just means she has to get it. You both have to be on the
same plane. She needs to be able to relate to you on your thoughts, opinions
and observations. If however she outsmarts you and makes you feel like a
complete moron, then sorry keep moving..
·
She is
not always right. Not only that but she also admits to it. A woman who can
say I am sorry, that’s a keeper.
·
She is
fine with you going out. In other words she is not a NAG. She understands
the fact that you are a man and need to be in the company of people like you
and does not feel the need to check up on you. This woman must know the concept
of “space”.
·
She puts
up with your shit! Phrased differently, she tolerates you and the nonsense
she has accepted the things you won’t change or won’t do.
·
She does
not take shit! This woman will let you know with “the eye” or calmly when
you are stepping out of line. If she causes scenes and throws her toys in front
of your friends, journey on she’s not the one.
·
She gets
along with your friends. A woman who
will not make you choose between her and your friends is a keeper. If your
friends also enjoy her company that is always a bonus.
·
Her
friends don’t suck. You can tell a lot about somebody on the company they keep.
If she so happens to keep friends that make you enjoy having them around and
guarantee you a good time, she is a gem.
·
She does
not have sudden headaches to avoid sex. That is just an excuse and if used
more than once then it means you are not amusing and the sexual chemistry has
fizzled or is fizzling and that means it’s on to the next one!
As I have mentioned before these are the essentials. Speaking of essentials, my 10:15 class is one. If she has more crosses than ticks after you went down the requirements then I guess you have to start the search again, she just will not cut it.
Kind Regards
Ms_Curvy
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